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====Scientists Discover Corona Tank Top Safer Than Leather====

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The Corona brewing company did not respond to requests for comment for this story.

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====Direct from Australia: The perfect complement to your Corona tank top====

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'''Act now, and we'll throw in one of these stylish Corona gloves for only $9.99.'''<br>

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~~'''~~Special shipment, available only to N250RC members~~.'''~~

====Special shipment, available only to N250RC members====

You can have the entire Corona gear setup. This is the model that Aerostich used when they designed their Roadcrafter suit. Send check or money order to:

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====Complete back-of-the-head protection now available====

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====New for Spring, from the Harley Owners Group====

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====And for the discerning Bangladeshi biker====

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Press release, April 24, 2008:

Motorcycle riding is a symbol of youthfulness as well as an exciting lifestyle. It is also a very popular means of transport for short and long distance travel in the capital city, divisional and district towns of Bangladesh. The number of registered Motorcycles increases daily in Bangladesh and to serve the growing number of riders, Bata Bangladesh has launched an exclusive sandal for Motorcyclists for the first time.

It is a sandal specifically designed and engineered for bickers. The built-in features are engineered for foot protection and comfort while riding a bike. The MotorSandal was developed by Bata Indonesia and Bata Bangladesh presently is buying components and assembling everything in their Dhamrai factory.

:*We couldn't possibly [http://www.bata.com/us/news/news/news.php?id=577# make this up] y'all.

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 [[Category:Protective Gear]]
 ====Scientists Discover Corona Tank Top Safer Than Leather====
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 The Corona brewing company did not respond to requests for comment for this story.
+*This satire copyright © 2003 Ian Johnston, all rights reserved, with thanks to Jesse Dosher for the idea. Copyrighted and trademarked names are the property of their respective owners.
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 ====Direct from Australia: The perfect complement to your Corona tank top====
-[[Image:532582.jpg||300px]]
+[[Image:532582.jpg||200px]]
 '''Act now, and we'll throw in one of these stylish Corona gloves for only $9.99.'''<br>
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 [[Image:corona_prep_yellow_sm.jpg|200px]]
-'''Special shipment, available only to N250RC members.'''
+====Special shipment, available only to N250RC members====
 You can have the entire Corona gear setup. This is the model that Aerostich used when they designed their Roadcrafter suit. Send check or money order to:
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+====Complete back-of-the-head protection now available====
+[[image:corona helmet 2.jpg|200px]]
+[[image:corona helmet 1.jpg|200px]]
+====New for Spring, from the Harley Owners Group====
+[[Image:gear20icon.jpg|200px]]
+====And for the discerning Bangladeshi biker====
+[[image:577_2.jpg|250px]]
+[[image:577_1.jpg|230px]]
+Press release, April 24, 2008:
+Motorcycle riding is a symbol of youthfulness as well as an exciting lifestyle. It is also a very popular means of transport for short and long distance travel in the capital city, divisional and district towns of Bangladesh. The number of registered Motorcycles increases daily in Bangladesh and to serve the growing number of riders, Bata Bangladesh has launched an exclusive sandal for Motorcyclists for the first time.
+It is a sandal specifically designed and engineered for bickers. The built-in features are engineered for foot protection and comfort while riding a bike. The MotorSandal was developed by Bata Indonesia and Bata Bangladesh presently is buying components and assembling everything in their Dhamrai factory.
-This satire copyright © 2003 Ian Johnston, all rights reserved, with thanks to Jesse Dosher for the idea. Copyrighted and trademarked names are the property of their respective owners.
+:*We couldn't possibly [http://www.bata.com/us/news/news/news.php?id=577# make this up] y'all.